Tuesday, February 21, 2023

One way to Cure Writer's Block

At a recent(-ish) event, I met another local writer who said she has trouble editing while she writes, and as a result feels she cannot get anything completed.

Hoping my response sounded witty, I quoted Mark Twain's saying: 

"Writing is easy. All you have to do is cross out the right words."

To be clear, I didn't try to pass it off as an original observation.

Anyway, I've never had much trouble with the first part. Crossing out the right words always seems to drag on. Delaying deadlines and publication becomes routine when you tell yourself, "Just one more round of revisions..." 

So, to keep myself on track editing the next set of novellas, I'm posting this calendar I put together in January. 



If you don't want to zoom in or try to read my handwriting, I'll throw out a few highlights:

1 - Anthology Two should be done and ready for publishing this July. 

2 - Anthology Two will include Part Two (of Three) of Black Mesa, and three novellas. 

4 - Anthology Three should hit the Amazon in time for Halloween, and will include the conclusion of Black Mesa, as well as at least two more novellas, maybe a third. We'll see how the brainstorming goes.

That's all I have to say about that. 

For now...

Way-too-early Spring Gardening

"Why are you gardening in late February?" asked the chickens.

I shook my head and continued breaking up the hen bit and grasses that sprang up in the east raised bed over the winter.
   
"You gonna just compost that hen bit?" one of them clucked. 

They were less than thrilled when I did, indeed, just compost that bit.

At least, I think that's what they were carrying on about. Then again, maybe not. I may be giving their cognitive abilities too much credit. They're chickens. They will try to murder their elders given half a chance.

Wanted for elder abuse by multiple jurisdictions.

I'm nursing our oldest hen, who survived a hawk attack, two polar vortexes, and multiple rounds of molting, back from getting beat up by the roosters.

The strawberries I planted last fall came through winter just fine under a layer of mulch and pine shavings. I'm currently debating wether I should pinch off any flowers they put out this spring to encourage green growth. If I do, they should spread all across the raised beds and put out more fruit next spring. If I don't, they won't spread as fast, and the fruit this spring (probably) won't be as numerous. As with everything, it will be a trade off.

Those green patches are strawberry plants. I promise. 

On the right side of the bed, I sowed two rows of carrots. On the left, I planted four clusters of broccoli seeds. I've never had great luck with broccoli, but I'll thin it more aggressively this spring than in hears past and see what happens. 

Along the weld wire running the length of the bed,  I directly sowed a handful of peas. I also started a bunch of peas in toilet paper tubs in a pair of planters. I plan to transplant them into this bed, and the west bed, when they get about four inches tall. But that should happen in a few weeks. Say, mid-March. 

Speaking of transplanting things in mid-March, I've got quite a few blackberry canes that rooted outside e their enclosure. This is prime time for transplanting dormant plants. If you're interested, let me know, and we can dig them up and you can take 'em home.

Trust me, the roots are down there. Under the leaves and dirt and stuff. 

Friday, January 27, 2023

'Murica! It's time to Vote!

 I've written two blurbs for my rough-drafted novel The Tornado Catcher. I will pursue traditional publishing with this one, rather than going the indie route. BUT, to get an agent interested, one needs to pique said agent's interest in taking on one's project with a catchy 30-second pitch. At least, that's what everything I've learned over the past year from writers who have landed agents tells me. 

To make voting at least a little amusing, I'm going to attach a picture to each blurb, so if you just want to read and comment 'tornado' or 'noodlers' to cast a vote, you can do that.

Without further ado, here's two different pieces for the same story:

A - 



Upon rejection for tenure, associate professor Freddo Mancha suffers a minor mental breakdown and puts in writing to the tenure committee that he can use 5G cell phone towers to pull the energy out of rotating thunderstorms. Instead of saving his seat in academia, his claims draw the interest of business and government, each with their own agenda for Mancha’s program. But storm season is a semester away, and his program isn’t going to install itself in every cell tower in the state of Oklahoma. With the help of  local deputy Stanislav Stangle, who’s intrigued with possible riches to be pulled out of thin air, Mancha must keep his program secure, while dealing with the Provost of a university that has no use for him other than the grant money his project brings in.


B - 



University of Oklahoma associate professor Freddo Mancha takes his tenure rejection as well as catfish pulled out of a riverbank by hand. While the committee doesn’t see much merit to his proposal to pull electricity out of thunderstorms, but private interests that shovel money at the Provost of the university do. Instead of firing Mancha, the Provost, the NSA and the private interests look the other way, in hopes of getting ahold of his program before it can go line. Assisted by down-on-his-luck deputy Stanislav Stangle, Mancha travels the state installing the program in every 5G tower from Ardmore to Zena. When Chad Callahan, the NSA agent tasked with tracking Mancha, decides the professor’s project has become a threat to the 400,000 people of Oklahoma’s second largest city, it sets up an electric confrontation in the shadow of a monster storm.



Let me know in the comments which pitch gets you more interested in the antics of Freddo Mancha.

Wednesday, January 25, 2023

Fun Times with Formatting

Last week, I uploaded my manuscript for an anthology of supernatural horror novellas, titled Blank Mesa: An Anthology of Supernatural Suspense. So far, the reception has been positive, and the eBook version of the anthology drops Sunday, January 29th. It is available for pre-order now.

Which brings me to the first challenge I encountered. Amazon's website will allow you to set up an eBook for pre-order, and, helpfully, allows you to upload changes to the eBook up to 4 days before the eBook goes live. Despite my searching through the depths of the FAQ section, I could not find a 'pre-order' setting for a paperback. So, I opted to go live with the paperback and related in last Tuesday. I ordered a proof copy. When it arrived, I found the same set of printing errors that my friend Mike found, upon receipt of his two copies. (Thanks for buying more than one!)

See if you can spot them:


This is the error I should have caught on final review.


This sentence involving kitchen knives did not show up at all in the original document, so I can only assume it was some funky formatting error going from Pages, to ePub to the KDP file.


This one too, did not show up in the original Pages doc. 


Then there's this one. A title page should always (with only rare exceptions) show up on the right hand page. It did in Pages, but by the time it got to the KDP file, it did not. 

On a positive note; free preview!

You may also notice a lack of page numbers. I got around this formatting error with the second version by uploading a PDF instead of a KDP file.

The point of all this, is that I want people to know that, if you were so kind as to order the book the first week, it will contain these errors. As of Monday, paperback copies that go out should not. Please do let me know if they do. 

If you want a second version of the book, with the errors fixed, I believe you can return it to Amazon at no cost. I will look into that and confirm, sometime over the next week. 

Or you can have a unique copy that shows you heard of my books first!

Either way, I hope you all enjoyed them, and I am working on three more stand-alone novellas and part two of Black Mesa. I plan to release anthology two in early July.

Cheers!




Tuesday, January 17, 2023

The Adventure Begins...

I once read that; "an adventure is something dangerous that happens to someone else a long way away." Amusingly, when I googled the quote, I couldn't even find where I originally read it. I don't know if the quote is a rephrasing, or original to the author who wrote it, though I'd imagine someone, somewhere else, wrote something smilier. At some point. Monkeys with typewriters and all that...

My point in taking up blogging again is much more about self-promotion rather than self-endangerment. Yesterday, I received the email from the hive-mind known as Amazon saying that the paperback edition of my first (of many, one hopes) book, Black Mesa, is now live and available for purchase. Right here:


https://a.co/d/3B8lYFM


Black Mesa is actually a collection of three stand-alone novellas that fall solidly in the horror genre. Don't worry, the killing and bloodletting serves a purpose. Each novella explores a theme, as all stories should, I suppose, though my novellas themes center on the themes of disaster capitalism and the atomization and alienation of individuals in contemporary America. 

Does that all sound remarkably dreary, or if you feel you could just step outside and check out the real-world effects of disaster capitalism for yourself?

Well. You're not wrong. 


Care to guess the median price of a house in this country?

The answer might horrify you more than anything I can write...



But if you'd rather explore those themes and ideas, through the lens of the supernatural, all while riding on the shoulders of characters forced to make ethical and moral decisions you might find familiar, hop on into the book.

For instance, whatever could be happening in a story involving swords, gavels, and books of forbidden lore?



Because the internet is an amusing place sometimes, and the controls on the KDP website have some quirks to them, the e-book version is available only for pre-order until the release date I set of January 29th. The website led me to believe the paperback would go live at the same time as the e-book. Not to belabor the point, but here's a link to the e-book:


https://a.co/d/cObzHq7


My father created the cover art for the book, as well as the image on the back cover of the paperback. A pair of illustrations didn't make the paperback version, so I will post both of them here:




As you can tell, the drawings are mock floorpans for the house in Distressed Property, the first of the novellas.

Currently, I'm working on four more novellas, one is the second part of the title novella Black Mesa, while the other three offer more stand alone mayhem and mysticism. 

Stay tuned, cause there's alway more...




Thursday, September 15, 2016

Over the Top of the World

It is official! I received a signed contact from Founder's House Publishing for my novelette Over the Top of the World! It will appear in a compilation of stories set in the fictional universe of John Michael Greer's novel Star's Reach. We don't have a publishing date as of yet, but it should be in the next six months. Here is the opening chapel of the novelette, for your reading pleasure.


A Warm Summer’s ‘Eve

Yan shifted uncomfortably on the hard wooden bench and drank deeply from his clay mug. The beer tasted bitter. A sleepy looking elwus strummed at a tar in the corner, and the innkeeper busied himself with rinsing and drying mugs. Yan tried to remember how many pints he had ordered and how much copper he had left in his pocket. Outside, a strong southerly wind moaned through the streets, moving the summer heat from place to place. The candles burned low and flickered as gusts of wind came in through the open windows. A figure opened the door and entered the tavern. He walked deliberately. His light summer cloak swirled around him. He placed a silver piece on the bar. The innkeeper poured two mugs of beer and two shots of rum.
“You want this with sugar and lemon?” the innkeeper asked. The cloaked man nodded. He turned his face to Yan and motioned him over to the bar. Yan briefly saw the black patch over the man’s left eye, recognizing him from the failed hunt. Yan pondered running from the inn but, instead, dragged his feet one unsteady step at a time towards the bar. The man’s lips twitched upward slightly, which Yan took for a smile.
“You are Yan sunna Webb, yes? Yan the hound boy? “ the man declared. “I am Jorge, Second Gent of Cunnel Bangor. I was on the hunt today, but I don’t think we were introduced. Come have a drink with me, boy.”
Yan looked up at the man, who stood a good dozen senamees taller than him. The man had a broader chest and dark hair that fell about his shoulders. The hair was the same shade as the patch over his eye. Yan noticed several knives on the man’s belt.
“Have you come to kill me?” he replied. The man’s lips pulled back into a full smile, showing Yan two gold teeth.
“I don’t buy dead men drinks, boy. Waste of booze. Drink up,” he motioned to the shot glasses and mugs. Yan did as instructed, letting the rum, sugar and lemon mingle on his tongue before swallowing. He chased the rum with the beer, noticing the beer was cold and bubbled on his tounge. Expensive
“Thank you,” Yan said.
“The boy has manners” the man said to the innkeeper, who nodded.
“I have a proposition for you, young man,” the older man pulled off his cloak and hung it on a hook at the end of the bar. He sat on the stool near the end of the bar but kept from turning his back to the door. Yan sat.
“Yan sunna Webb, trainer of hounds. What a mess your dogs made of that boar today. Have you been here drinking since the Cunnel sent you packing?” Yan nodded, feeling the warmth of the rum overpowering his cool beer.
“Rum, sugar and lemon. Doesn’t that mean you are a sailor?” Yan asked. 
“I knew you weren’t as dumb as the Cunnel said,” the corners of the man’s lips twitched upwards again. The inn keeper quietly went back to cleaning mugs. The elwus slid off his chair and grabbed Yan’s orphan beer. He slunk back to the far corner of the bar. They both watched him. The man with the eye patch shook his head. “He’ll pass out before I’m done explaining my proposition.”
“What is your proposition?” Yan stumbled through the question.
“I’m not a sailor boy, but I will be putting to sea. Cunnel Bangor has contracted myself and my P’toon out to Her Grace, Amiral Celya Ban, First Amiral of all Nuwinga. Me and my mureens will be setting to sea with the Amiral, over the North Ocean, to Rosh. There we will set about sinking ‘Rabic ships and killing ‘Rabic pirates until either the Presden of Nuwinga tells us to sail home or the Patriarch of all Rosh gets tired of us wooing all their fair maidens, or boys, or even tweens, if you find that inticing. The Amiral told the Cappens to scour all the towns and villages of Nuwinga for anything that might give us a tactical edge over the ‘Rabs, or, failing that, any able sailors we can coax onto a ship, or, failing that, any warm bodies that can learn to hoist a sail. You and your dogs might suffice for the first, or, failing that, least the last. So what are your plans after tonight boy?” he picked up his mug.
“Well, I thought I might go home,” Yan slowly replied. He took a swig from his mug, too. “The hounds, my bag of clothes, are pretty much all my family gave me when I left. My older sister was always better at hounding. She will take over when my parents are too old to keep the village hunters supplied. I don’t know how much a hound sells for here, and I can’t imagine settling here as a dog farmer.” He shivered at the thought.
“Well, boy, the ‘Rabs are only dog farmers. And that’s only the poorest of them. Over there they have no dogs larger than maybe, twenty kilgams. They certainly don’t have hounds like yours. They’d run screaming at the sight of just one of yours.” he drank.
“I don’t know if my hounds would be useful in a fight. They’re hunters, not really fighters. You could probably find fighters if you sailed down to Ammers or maybe Worster. I hear they have fighters there.” Yan blinked and drank again.
“I could, but I doubt a bunch of fighting mutts could spend months on a ship. They’d probably all eat each other. Anyway think on it. I will return in the morning for your answer. You’ll be better paid in the service of an Amiral than farming dogs in this town.” the man downed his beer, stood, threw his cloak over his shoulder, and strode from the bar.
When he had gone, the innkeeper sidled over to where Yan sat. Nearly whispering, he said “I’d get you a good price for those dogs. The town doesn’t have but one dog farmer. It’s a better job then getting drawn by a bunch of ‘Rabs ten thousand kloms from here under someone else’s sky.”
“My hounds are not for sale,” Yan replied.

“Sheath yourself,” the innkeeper shrugged. He moved off down the bar. The elwus snored in the corner, cuddled up with his tar. Yan drank the last of his beer and stepped out the back of the inn into the blustery night. He relieved himself in the back alley then walked to the small barn behind the inn. One of the hounds stirred when he entered. Yan followed the sound of thumping tails. He laid out his own olive drab cloak over the hay and laid down next to his hounds. One of them licked the tears off his face. He closed his eyes and dreamed of another failed hunt. Morning came too soon.

Tuesday, March 1, 2016

Another Tuesday in March

Author's Note: I feel it necessary to say, at the outset, that my analysis should be read as distinct from my personal opinion. If I write something in this post that offends, take a deep breath, relax, and realize that my view of what is preferable resides in a different state from the one in which America currently finds itself.

So the results from super Tuesday has come rolling in, and it would appear that Hillary and the Don are prohibitive front runners for their respective party nominations. (citations not needed, you, dear reader, can use google if need be.)

These results are what they are, and I think they don't need much comment.

If we assume the Don and Hillary will take stages at their nominating conventions and accept the status as party standard bearer, the next question asks itself: who wins in November?

My intuition, based partly on this poll, as well as this poll of Hillary's favorability rating compared with this poll of the Don, cross-referenced with this poll reflecting higher GOP voter turnout in early primaries, suggests that the Democrats will find themselves digging out of a hole in November to catch up with the Don.

In the end, I think Hillary might (though probably won't) win the popular vote by a percentage point (as indicated by the Quinnipiac poll cited earlier, her national lead over the Don is well within the margin of error). She will probably lose the electoral college vote, based on this nice long list of battleground state polls (among other polling data). Note that Hillary consistently polls poorly against a host of Republican candidates, even in supposedly safe Democratic-leaning states like Michigan.

I should also add that, in addition to Hillary's poor poll numbers versus various Republican candidates, she boasts an extra problem going into November. She, like Jeb!, Rubio, Kaisch, et al... represents the Establishment. Not just of her party, but of the network of wealthy donors and party operatives that infest Washington DC and New York City. (citations can be provided if needed)

In most other election years, this would not constitute much of a problem. Except, this is not a normal election year. Thanks to decades of poor economic choices by said establishment, the average American, wether they count themselves among the wage class or salary class, faces an economic future that is, at best, semi feudal. To whom, or what ideas, do people typically turn when the going gets tough? The answer is an admittedly mixed bag, but you, dear reader, can dust up on your wold history starting with the following dates; 1989, 1933, 1917, 1861, 1857, 1850, 1789, 1775...

My analysis of the results and current polls should be taken with a grain of salt, not just because I'm an armchair quarterback. Between now and November we can expect a couple of factors to influence the race; the worsening economic crisis in China, the collapse of the shale oil fracking bubble, the ongoing FBI investigation of Hillary's emails, the ongoing court cases surrounding Trump University, the interminable-yet-somehow-ineffectual 'targeted' bombing of various Middle-eastern countries by the United States, to effect the presidential race.

I suppose I should end where I began; read my analysis as distinct from this author's personal opinion. I try to remain objective.