Tuesday, February 21, 2023
One way to Cure Writer's Block
Way-too-early Spring Gardening
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| Those green patches are strawberry plants. I promise. |
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| Trust me, the roots are down there. Under the leaves and dirt and stuff. |
Friday, January 27, 2023
'Murica! It's time to Vote!
I've written two blurbs for my rough-drafted novel The Tornado Catcher. I will pursue traditional publishing with this one, rather than going the indie route. BUT, to get an agent interested, one needs to pique said agent's interest in taking on one's project with a catchy 30-second pitch. At least, that's what everything I've learned over the past year from writers who have landed agents tells me.
To make voting at least a little amusing, I'm going to attach a picture to each blurb, so if you just want to read and comment 'tornado' or 'noodlers' to cast a vote, you can do that.
Without further ado, here's two different pieces for the same story:
A -
Upon rejection for tenure, associate professor Freddo Mancha suffers a minor mental breakdown and puts in writing to the tenure committee that he can use 5G cell phone towers to pull the energy out of rotating thunderstorms. Instead of saving his seat in academia, his claims draw the interest of business and government, each with their own agenda for Mancha’s program. But storm season is a semester away, and his program isn’t going to install itself in every cell tower in the state of Oklahoma. With the help of local deputy Stanislav Stangle, who’s intrigued with possible riches to be pulled out of thin air, Mancha must keep his program secure, while dealing with the Provost of a university that has no use for him other than the grant money his project brings in.
B -
University of Oklahoma associate professor Freddo Mancha takes his tenure rejection as well as catfish pulled out of a riverbank by hand. While the committee doesn’t see much merit to his proposal to pull electricity out of thunderstorms, but private interests that shovel money at the Provost of the university do. Instead of firing Mancha, the Provost, the NSA and the private interests look the other way, in hopes of getting ahold of his program before it can go line. Assisted by down-on-his-luck deputy Stanislav Stangle, Mancha travels the state installing the program in every 5G tower from Ardmore to Zena. When Chad Callahan, the NSA agent tasked with tracking Mancha, decides the professor’s project has become a threat to the 400,000 people of Oklahoma’s second largest city, it sets up an electric confrontation in the shadow of a monster storm.
Wednesday, January 25, 2023
Fun Times with Formatting
Tuesday, January 17, 2023
The Adventure Begins...
I once read that; "an adventure is something dangerous that happens to someone else a long way away." Amusingly, when I googled the quote, I couldn't even find where I originally read it. I don't know if the quote is a rephrasing, or original to the author who wrote it, though I'd imagine someone, somewhere else, wrote something smilier. At some point. Monkeys with typewriters and all that...
My point in taking up blogging again is much more about self-promotion rather than self-endangerment. Yesterday, I received the email from the hive-mind known as Amazon saying that the paperback edition of my first (of many, one hopes) book, Black Mesa, is now live and available for purchase. Right here:
https://a.co/d/3B8lYFM
Black Mesa is actually a collection of three stand-alone novellas that fall solidly in the horror genre. Don't worry, the killing and bloodletting serves a purpose. Each novella explores a theme, as all stories should, I suppose, though my novellas themes center on the themes of disaster capitalism and the atomization and alienation of individuals in contemporary America.
Does that all sound remarkably dreary, or if you feel you could just step outside and check out the real-world effects of disaster capitalism for yourself?
Well. You're not wrong.
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| Care to guess the median price of a house in this country? The answer might horrify you more than anything I can write... |
But if you'd rather explore those themes and ideas, through the lens of the supernatural, all while riding on the shoulders of characters forced to make ethical and moral decisions you might find familiar, hop on into the book.
For instance, whatever could be happening in a story involving swords, gavels, and books of forbidden lore?
Because the internet is an amusing place sometimes, and the controls on the KDP website have some quirks to them, the e-book version is available only for pre-order until the release date I set of January 29th. The website led me to believe the paperback would go live at the same time as the e-book. Not to belabor the point, but here's a link to the e-book:
https://a.co/d/cObzHq7
My father created the cover art for the book, as well as the image on the back cover of the paperback. A pair of illustrations didn't make the paperback version, so I will post both of them here:
Thursday, September 15, 2016
Over the Top of the World
Tuesday, March 1, 2016
Another Tuesday in March
So the results from super Tuesday has come rolling in, and it would appear that Hillary and the Don are prohibitive front runners for their respective party nominations. (citations not needed, you, dear reader, can use google if need be.)
These results are what they are, and I think they don't need much comment.
If we assume the Don and Hillary will take stages at their nominating conventions and accept the status as party standard bearer, the next question asks itself: who wins in November?
My intuition, based partly on this poll, as well as this poll of Hillary's favorability rating compared with this poll of the Don, cross-referenced with this poll reflecting higher GOP voter turnout in early primaries, suggests that the Democrats will find themselves digging out of a hole in November to catch up with the Don.
In the end, I think Hillary might (though probably won't) win the popular vote by a percentage point (as indicated by the Quinnipiac poll cited earlier, her national lead over the Don is well within the margin of error). She will probably lose the electoral college vote, based on this nice long list of battleground state polls (among other polling data). Note that Hillary consistently polls poorly against a host of Republican candidates, even in supposedly safe Democratic-leaning states like Michigan.
I should also add that, in addition to Hillary's poor poll numbers versus various Republican candidates, she boasts an extra problem going into November. She, like Jeb!, Rubio, Kaisch, et al... represents the Establishment. Not just of her party, but of the network of wealthy donors and party operatives that infest Washington DC and New York City. (citations can be provided if needed)
In most other election years, this would not constitute much of a problem. Except, this is not a normal election year. Thanks to decades of poor economic choices by said establishment, the average American, wether they count themselves among the wage class or salary class, faces an economic future that is, at best, semi feudal. To whom, or what ideas, do people typically turn when the going gets tough? The answer is an admittedly mixed bag, but you, dear reader, can dust up on your wold history starting with the following dates; 1989, 1933, 1917, 1861, 1857, 1850, 1789, 1775...
My analysis of the results and current polls should be taken with a grain of salt, not just because I'm an armchair quarterback. Between now and November we can expect a couple of factors to influence the race; the worsening economic crisis in China, the collapse of the shale oil fracking bubble, the ongoing FBI investigation of Hillary's emails, the ongoing court cases surrounding Trump University, the interminable-yet-somehow-ineffectual 'targeted' bombing of various Middle-eastern countries by the United States, to effect the presidential race.
I suppose I should end where I began; read my analysis as distinct from this author's personal opinion. I try to remain objective.













